BOOTLEG (Ep. 16): Dak Prescott Is A Turkey

Kolby inexplicably finds a way to successfully equate members of the Dallas Cowboys to Thanksgiving dinner items. While everyone else is fixated on the top nine, Bratke ranks the nine worst teams in college football — and explains why he's still wearing shorts to outdoor football games in mid-November. Also, when is it acceptable to begin decorating for Christmas?

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4:27 — Bratke's Bottom 9

16:00 — Ok. Cool. Hook Em! ?

23:00 — If You Were A Hot Dog...

36:08 — Makin' Picks

54:25 — Very Good Dogs

1:06:00 — When Is It Appropriate To Go Griswald?